Not enough time to post today (this isn't a feeble excuse for being short of ideas, which I would never acknowledge). A scintillating job on deluxe, exclusive, quality, choice, unaffordable properties has unfortunately kept me from Internet-oriented time-wasting. However, the job must be finished and sent, otherwise I don’t get paid. Forgoing my recompense for translating this drivel is not something I would relish.

Then a parents’ evening at Little One’s school awaits.